A Gift That Keeps on Giving

Valentines Day is right around the corner. Guys have it easy. Flowers, dinner, jewelry, a date night. I'd be happy with most of that. But what's a woman to get her man? How about a striptease? Uh, by you, not some stripper, just so we're clear. You can get a Striptease Kit from Plasticland for only $24.95.

I think most guys would be happy with a little tease. And it might get both of you in the mood. *wink wink*